Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Rules for Being a Man #2

3.)  You should not have a shelf for “product”.  Deodorant, shaving cream and toothpaste should cover your basics.  If you need to smell good, you have options.  Stand by a campfire.  Lean into the exhaust of a two stroke engine.  Spill WD-40 on your boots.  Wash your hands with shellacked gasoline.  If you bought what you smell like at a store, you didn’t earn it.  Perfumes are for women.  If you appreciate a beautiful, flowery smell, appreciate it on a woman.  That’s why she’s there.

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