Sunday, November 24, 2013

Rules for Being a Man #1

1.) No six pack abs.  Men do not have them unless they work hard for a living, which does not include a gym membership.  In the apocalypse (zombie, E.M.P., etc), you will be as useless as tits on a boar hog if you don’t have body fat.  Chubby guys will win.


  1. When the martians come they will eat the fat ones first!!!!! ;-) Glad to see the blog is back alive. I noticed the other sharpened axe page/link you had has been hijacked.

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